Cussing at work
09/05/2006 by ramps.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!!
Dear Employees:
It has been brought
to senior management’s attention that
some
individuals through out the company have been using foul
language
during the course of a normal conversation with
their
co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some
employees who may
be easily offended, this type of language will no longer
be
tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of
being able
to accurately express your feelings when
communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 16 new
and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been
provided
so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue
in
an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more
training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___
you’re
doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive
go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a ball-busting b__ch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work
late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me
to do
this?
4) TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t
feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You’ve got to be sh__ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check
with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__!
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the
project.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can
be
implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work!
10) TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule
that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f____ didn’t you tell
me
sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the
issues.
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die!
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with
it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__!
14) TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the
moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I’m on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don’t think you
understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__!
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks!
Still 4 days to go
09/05/2006 by ramps.
Missing though 4 days weeks already :) Anyway another shocking day for me on the horses. Brimardon has just 7 months left to prove itself and things are not looking great but I don’t regret tryng it in the slightest. It has made more determined that ever to succeed and it motivated me to great my own racing database which I am extremly proud off. I added analysis of Adrain Massey rating to it last night which is great. There is a lot more great stuff to come in the future as well.
I also like to mention that can everybody support my blogging buddy, Hunny on her decesion to pack her bags and experience other cultures. Go girl.